Ready. Set. Sail!
Hey there everyone. Who’s ready for fucking Valentine’s Day?!?!? (or Single’s Awareness Day or Steak-And-Blowjobs Day…whatever you wanna call it) Honestly, it’s a cheesy, lame holiday but I like it. It reminds me to take that little extra time to do something special for either yourself or the one you love. So treat yourself! Have fun. Do you.
I’ll leave you with this AMAZING and wonderful love letter my husband wrote for me. What a sweetie!! I really REALLY REALLY don’t deserve him!! I don’t. I know that. With all that he has put up with from me it’s unbelievable that he and I can still be together. I’ll do everything in my power to keep him (Love you sweetheart!).
He kinda did it in response to my goddess post from a while back. I LOVE IT!! I’ve left the typos in there because I think it’s perfect just the way it is.
Have a great holiday and a great weekend!
-Jess
“I am sending you this because it would take too long on my cell.
Honey by “all that you got going on” I mean the following.The whole package that is you is a beautiful creation that I can only assume God (Kratos?)spent all night perfecting to a tee. So beautiful a creation that he could not keep to himself as that would deprive you of the joy of the world.From the bottom of your petite pearl-like feet to the top of you head which lays the locks of hair taken from Aphrodite herself. Your calves were crafted after the rolling hills for their slender and strength. Rump formed from the lightning of Zeus against the body of Chronos, because baby its shocking and ageless. Clouds from Olympus formed your heavenly bosom. Most importantly Nyx shared stars from creation to frame the windows of your soul; the reason you shine brighter than a thousand sunsNot just a beauty of the surface but a rey of kindness and compassion that can raise Hades from the darkness and change the course of all humanity. There has never been and shall never be again a goddess similar to you in which all the wonderful attributes are amassed together in a portrait that is your personality.Daedalus must have played a part in you as your cleverness and insight can only be compared to himself. A vessel so magnificent that only its internal mechanics surpasses the 8th wonder of the world.– Don’t ever forget how amazing you truly are and always will be for eternity along the deity from which you came form. “
The Bipolar Compass 
Words fail me with this one. I was joking with my husband today that he needs to write me a poem for Valentine’s Day and I think I need to show him this beyond-incredible post of yours, my locell friend. My husband has been amazing in many ways, but I’ve never gotten a poem and I want one…along with some chocolate, because I’m going to use any opportunity I get to request chocolate. So the pressure is going to be on. Game on!
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It’s funny my husband NEVER writes me love letters but this is WAY beyond what I thought I’d get. That’s why I posted it. Your husband needs to give you chocolate. Tell Craig I said that!!!!😲😲😲😲
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I want a poem carved in a big-ass slab of chocolate, girl! I will tell Craig, btw! Ha ha ha! I’m gonna milk this holiday to the fullest!!!!!!!!
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Does that mean I have to write a poem for my wife too?! Dangit…
Roses are red…
Visions of chocolate covered strawberries are dancing in my head…
😉
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….fail😂
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Aw…and I worked so hard on it, for like 3 or 4 seconds!
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Vic, I *know* you can top that with your eyes closed! 😉 But you get points for a first attempt!
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Lol 😁
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Wow. You know if they changed the name to Blow Job Day I think it might get more popular.
😀
Your husband “done good.”
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He did do good. And I’m sure that’s what all guys want on that day. The marketing for that would be a nightmare😮
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Does he have a brother? I know I know, I’m married… lol That is too precious for words. Now I have to look up all those Greek Gods and Goddesses though 🙂 You got a gooder, as my friend would say.
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A “gooder”? Lol! Yeah. I really do. I love him to death. And in answer to your question no
…all sisters 😉.
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You lucky girl
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I’m very lucky😆
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Steak and Blowjobs Day! HAHAHAHA!! You sound like you’re doing great and I am so happy for you. And I’m SUPER HAPPY that you are so well loved 😀
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Right? I didn’t make that up unfortunately. I’ve heard it called that day beforehand. And I’m doing fantastic. Thanks for the support😆
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I am so, so happy for you. And happy to support you in the good and bad 😀
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Thanks for sharing this. It’s great to hear you doing so well. This post inspired me to reblog something I wrote to my wife when I first attempted blogging.
I’ll take this opportunity to thank you for your constant support and feedback
Happy Valentines Day
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Thank YOU! Your love for your wife is inspirational. I’m lucky for the amazing husband I have. Truly grateful. I’m glad we can support each other Hubby. Take care and Happy Valentine’s Day!
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I had to share the first few lines of your comments as I was laughing my ass off from. “Steak and blowjobs”. Loved it!!
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Yeah that’s so fucking funny. I didn’t come up with that. Some people think that’s another name for the day. Glad you liked it so much.
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I hope you had a great day. You know what I mean ” Steak and blowjobs” 😊
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