I Should Be Happy

Ready. Set. Sail! Here I am again…for the 500th time this week. Sorry I’ve been giving you guys so much reading material. Fuck! You think I’d learn to shut up! I feel so hollow. So damn lonely and sad. I wanna scream but I don’t have the energy. I’m lifeless and cold. A cloud of … More I Should Be Happy

“Make Me Feel Alive” – Shatter Me (Lindsey Stirling)

If only the clockwork could speak I wouldn’t be so alone We’d burn every magnet and spring And spiral into the unknown Somebody shine a light I’m frozen by the fear in me Somebody make me feel alive And shatter me So cut me from the line Dizzy, spinning endlessly Somebody make me feel alive … More “Make Me Feel Alive” – Shatter Me (Lindsey Stirling)

Fuck My Goddamn Life!

Ready. Set. Sail!   CT: Good evening and welcome to another exciting edition of Fuck My Goddamn Life! I’m your host Chip Tastic! Let’s go ahead and meet our contestants: CT: She’s a soybean farmer from rural Nebraska, say hello to Margy SoSweet!! MSS: Moisture and drainage people! That’s how you get the best darn crops! … More Fuck My Goddamn Life!